Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The Cellulose Crusade

-by mighty mobile midgets (no correlation 2 me lol)

My mama once used to say,"Life is like two roads that diverge into a yellow wood."


The crusade!
Crusaders!

One day, our fellow midget-like crusaders decided 2 go jalan-jalan cari makan.

Lk any walk thru Chee Cheong Kai / Bintang Walk they were spoilt for choice by the variety of there was..

- Bright coloured plastic looking books. nnaaahh.. un-chewable.
my yellow plastic lecture notes filled file, grey pbl pbl-filled file, blue lab reports n practical book file, lecture notes filled ring file. lol.

erm yeah tim dun wori ur books r safe lol (thank GOD) or else hav 2 belanja u eat bak-kua 4 the rest of my 100 yr old life to pay 4 it.

-Dry chalky looking black white stapled loose sheets. Naaahhh.. Choke-able.

Walahh!! Damageable goods!

1) Hippie pickie!

- Tasty on the epidermal stratum corneum.
- U can nibble on the dry keratinised multi-lyr.
yeah even the cover that was plastic laminated on 1 side got chewed on leaving fashionable plastic edges.

2) Looking into community service? Take a bite!


My HM Khidmat Masyarakat notes. lol.

- A further nibble into humanity! i mean, termite-nity.



3) Histology! (study of ... at cellular level)

- Consumable in sizable amounts. Just nibble a hole or two.
4) THE ONE!

- Chef's recommendation.
- Tasty to the bones.






(My sis is going 2 kill me when she sees this)

Crusade aftermath.



To cut the long story short, MY BOOKSHELF GOT INFESTED BY TERMITES!!!! (reconsidering if i shud cont 2 fight 4 merits 2 stay in here next yr)

THW (the house will) allow micro-crusades at xu vin's expense.

Hence the mighty mobile crusaders shall prevail til i get 2 report abuse to office on mon. (birokrasi kerajaan)

I stil feel termite-like tinges on my skin. White crawling worm-like easy-to-flatten-but-leaves-juice-marks midgets!

cant imagine if i'd not felt rajin 2 take a look into the physio book (item 4) today, un-imaginable.. By then (after raya hols) even the strongest vertebrate/ human rid-ding repellent wont save my books. :S

So my 'rajin-ness' had me cleaning up my books n eliminating termites for > 1 hr resulting in dimishing urge to study n composing crap in my laptop.

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a few things worthy of note:
- the fact that i'm blogging so often is a sign that either there's sth wrong w me or the course. bt obviously since the course consists of 215 ppl so it cant be dat there's sth wrong w 215 ppl hence there's sth wrong w me. i think i'm slacking waaayyy too much.. uh oh. n seniors say this module is the toughest. study study study!!

- my on n off urge 2 go home n not go home has eventually subsided n bottle-necked to - i cant wait 2 get home! grin. n i just realised dat back in Kch, only me n jacq wil be ard. LOL. cz ev1 else is smarter not 2 go home drg raya whn flights r >>>$$$$ costly.

- i wan 2 watch Mamamia! muahahah...

-lecture starts in 25 mins. gtg!

3 hours later...
- i just had 2 lectures dis morn, n i am freaked out. quote: 'Lippincotts is too simple you can finish reading it over the weekend.' ???!!!! the 1st time i opened my Katzung ref bk i stared at the words, felt stupid, then close it 2 regain my confidence lol. now i hav 2 go back during raya, study everyday, start nerding and overcome the 'i feel stupid cz i dun understand wad the bk's talking bout' feeling. n 2 tink of it, yesterday i was saying 'wad 2 do whn go back 2 kt.... boooorrrriiinnngg... now its 'wad to do i hav 2 read everything n i havent started n i am freaking out n i am dumb n i duno how i'm going 2 pass this module n i just i just i just wan 2 go home n quit medical sch n i dun wana think bout anyting else *bangs head on wall 4 wake up call*' sori this is just a random emotionally affected post. LOL.

- technically i'm stil alive n typing away so it cnt be dat bad.

- as the country politicians continue 2 banter on in the midst of turmoil, i shall remain calm n ignorant bcz i'm not allowed 2 comment or i will hav 2 thrive on RM4.50 food everyday n my blog wil be shut down n no 1 will get 2 c my thick-skin-cosmetic-covered face photo anymore.

- i need to refrain from saying 'omg!!!!' n from using the word racist excessively 4 the same above reason and to preserve mental health. muahahaa.

- i need 2 rmb how 2 be a nerd again.

- i just realised actually nicole n drey teo wil b back in kch during raya s well. :D

9 comments:

Gine said...

Gosh! Those books are expensive ones! The termites do know how to choose "high-end" food huh? Luckily tha dragon balls are save with me. No evil shall lay hands on those precious!

Gine said...

*the* dragon balls are *safe* with me

gosh, typos! Kevin must be right, I'm an alphabet-ist! HH

Yi Lian Wong said...

oh my! is it really happened to your books? so serious! hav u report it to the pejabat? so,kesian.. not u, i mean those books so kesian.

Xu Vin said...

cher- yeah even termites oso materialistic... generasi muda masa kini ar... tsk tsk tsk... begitu mata $$$$ dan mengalami keruntuhan akhlak.. lol.

yi lian- yeah reported but u noe, birokrasi kerajaan n i understand dat since my room's on 4th floor, its tough 4 the middle age ppl n ridsect these days very ex oso.
wad?? u kesian the books more than me?? HMPH! shud hav left them 2 suffer more bites. tdk mengenang budi ikhlas saya.

Kevin Tan said...

omg so damn teruk... ur book reminds me of form 3 geography somehow...

and remove the cosmetic ridden face and put the photoshop ridden face!!!1

Souhayla NourJannah said...

Dear midget... for a second after reading your very interesting heading, I seriously thought that for ONCE, you're actually referring to yourself as midget!!! hahaha... Yes, pity those books. Books are seriously important... I came to learn that. Owh, and we have the same book for bio-chem and we have the same medical dictionary. Weird. I thought that the books we used here were not used anywhere else in the world. ahaha... Anyways, have fun cleaning up the termite infestation. One of your books reminded me of my geography ref book after my own termite infestation. But the up side to mine was that I didn't have to do any cleaning. My mum practically killed every single generation of termite in the house. Thanks goodness. Last but not least, REPLY YOUR BLOODY MAIL!!!! As for being a nerd again, i'd never thought you'd forget how to be one. Aren't you a nerd through and through? ahaha Better study seriously or start regreting big time later on. Enjoy the raya holz. I know I will... no holz but still LOTS of FOOD!!!!! So, Take care and God Bless, don't bindge out on food, study and enjoy.

Yi Lian Wong said...

haha, hey, u live in block C or A? I m at blockB. Aiya, think the pejabat ppl will oni take action when all the block A+B+C runtuh disebabkan anai-anai. They always like to wait till the thing become worse. okla, okla, kesian u also la.

Xu Vin said...

kevin- not going 2 put the photoshop pic... -_- later ev1 look at the giraffe more than at me LOL. geography?? yeah. north pole region. ahaha.

eu- i will reply the rotting mail!! hahaha.. in short i just hate termites. GGAAHHH.. no way no more binging today i just had spaghetti PLUS steamboat. talk more in mail muahaha.

yi lian- gosh./.. seriously i tink they'll only do sth bout it whn the termites attack the office then they'll get a ridsect truck. lol. block C.. :( thx 4 ur sympathy God bless ur room. grins.

zatil zahidah said...

omg....u know what,the same thing happen to my roomate...all her buku bank,books, her stokin turn to pieces...hehe..so kesian